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soooo im at the courthouse and ive been here for an hour and im dying of anxiety like you dont even know

 

update: im not preggers im just macking but i got an open container charge so fml

 

im rly scared i might be pregnant. i was w this guy and the condom broke so i took plan b the next day but my tummys rumbling and i feel sick and it looks like i have implantation bleeding.
ID BE A HORRIBLE MOTHER ID BE SMOKING WEED THE ENTIRE PREGNANCY
HALP
PLS GIVE ME AN ABORTION. MUCH THANKS.

luv taxo...

 

whoa this update is like the future where am i. is china taking over??

 

dude:

Sometimes I get v sad cause I can't just invite u all over for pizza rolls

so i went to see kidink w this junior and sophomore and i ended up ditching them bc they didnt get no dick. they made me leave early too!! but i was drinking a waterbottle of vodka in line so i was so wavy and everyone was on their phone it was gay

 

yo i went to this kidink concert last night and made out with 7 guys but im sick so they all probs have throat infections now oops

 

butt sweat is literally the worst thing ever

when i see girls flirting w guys i like

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不会懂猫世界到底是怎么样的。但是喜爱猫只有一个原因。它的专心。

饭爷,你说你要让我们等多久?你盯着那个栅栏缝有10分钟了?

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